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Clusterf*ck is the sexy, funny, heartfelt and always entertaining story of a group of friends in their mid-twenties who drink too much, make mistakes, hurt each other, hurt themselves and live to learn from it all. A coming of age into adulthood web series in a time where it's normal to stay a kid well into your "grown up" years.

A wealthy socialite's daughter discovers she was switched at birth.

电影(🈯)(yǐng )《战刀屠(🔄)狼(láng )》围绕着缉(jī )毒警察这一(yī(👯) )极其(qí )特(💱)殊的职业(😓)展开，一方(🔵)(fāng )面以缉(㊙)毒警(jǐng )察(⏩)蓝海与家(⛩)人的亲情(🎋)为(wéi )线索(🕒)，通过一系(🌑)列(👧)错综(zōng )复(👘)杂(zá )的事(📐)件(jiàn )，突(tū(⛓) )出表现了(⛸)这个孤独(🐖)又危(wēi )险(📈)的职业所(🎐)(suǒ )背负的(🙁)压力(lì )和责任。另(lìng )一方(fāng )面讲述缉毒警(🐲)们面(miàn )对(🛤)违(wéi )法犯(💅)罪，勇(yǒng )往(🖖)直前，不(bú(🤰) )惧危险的(🐡)牺(xī )牲奉(fèng )献精神以及深入狼(láng )穴斩(zhǎ(😴)n )断毒品交(❗)易(yì )的故(🏻)事。影(yǐng )片(💮)揭示了邪(🍫)(xié )不胜(shè(🛡)ng )正的主旨(📗)，传递积(jī(📑) )极正(zhèng )能(🏂)量，也让(ràng )大(🕗)众更加了(🛒)解这个平(🛥)凡(fán )而又(🅾)伟大的神(🥓)秘职业。

唐(📗)明(míng )，就像(😛)(xiàng )很多(duō(⛴) )屌丝故事(🗣)里的男主角一(yī )样，从小到(dào )大遇到的异(♿)(yì )性都是(🤾)女神(shén )级(🕓)的(de )，在经历(🕥)了一堆奇(😜)(qí )怪的(de )事(🚷)情后，唐(táng )明把人生的(de )不幸归结于(yú )自己(🎽)(jǐ )从小到(💼)大发着的(👖)相(xiàng )同的(🌾)(de )梦，一次解(😵)(jiě )梦的经(🥔)历中(zhōng )，卷(🎅)入了一(yī(🐣) )场警(jǐng )匪(💹)追逐事业，负(✔)责(zé )这次(🖊)(cì ) 逮捕案(👥)的是(shì )女(🍸)主角白古(🅿)清，为了彻(🐄)(chè )查本案(🚣)潜伏在牛(🚠)氏集团(tuá(🦉)n )的目(mù )标嫌疑(yí )人，失业已久的唐明前往(👅)牛(niú )市集(🍩)团工作(zuò(🥀) )，公交车站(🕵)(zhàn )偶遇女(🤙)神白(bái )古(💕)清(qīng )，却遭小人整蛊给(gěi )女神(shén )留下坏印(💋)象(xiàng )，人生(💯)的拐(guǎi )角(🍻)点，喜剧(jù(🏫) )的相(xiàng )遇(🐱)却触发了(🍩)悲惨的(de )前(🕚)尘(chén )往事(👌)：唐明(mí(🐍)ng )是唐三藏的(🧟)(de )转世，白骨(🐱)(gǔ )精正(zhè(💵)ng )是白古清(🗺)的前生，两(📽)人(rén )的关(👦)系因堕(duò(🤳) )落凡间的(🤦)唐三藏而(🙌)更加(jiā )亲密，前世种下的缘分(fèn )在两(liǎng )人(🕔)之间(jiān )悄(🗾)然(rán )开花(💒)。为对抗牛(🏸)总的邪(xié(🥪) )恶势力，唐(👎)(táng )明和唐三藏(cáng )师徒开始策(cè )划周(zhōu )密(⏬)的营救工(🎚)作，最(zuì )后(🍻)，究竟是邪(👱)不(bú )能胜(🏷)正？

人(ré(🚲)n )气悬疑作(♋)家(jiā )米泽(🎏)(zé )穗信的(🎳)出道作品、(♿)青春(chūn )学(🚈)园悬疑小(🥦)(xiǎo )说《冰菓(🤭)》改编真人(♊)版(bǎn )，由(yó(🎬)u )当红年轻(💥)演员山崎(🔯)(qí )贤人(ré(🍇)n )和广濑爱丽(lì )丝担任主演，预计2017年上(shàng )映(🎻)。

《健忘村》的(🗼)故事(shì )发(🚲)生(shēng )在一(♒)片(piàn )世外(🥨)(wài )桃源般(💫)的村落里，传说(shuō )此地风水有(yǒu )帝王之相(🍶)，石员外（(📈)曾(céng )志伟(🚹)(wěi ) 饰）觊(🐞)觎村中龙(👦)脉(mò )，企(qǐ(🐥) )图与土匪(🔦)联(lián )合屠(⛽)村。有(yǒu )一(😖)天，一声(shēng )惨(🎉)叫(jiào )打破(👂)了裕旺村(💉)的宁(níng )静(🍚)，村民朱大(😶)饼(bǐng )意外(🔖)中毒身(shē(🗺)n )亡，大饼的(🐙)(de )妻子(zǐ )秋(😛)蓉（舒淇 饰）成(chéng )为了(le )最大嫌疑人(rén )，这(🏆)时“天虹真(🍉)人”田(tián )贵(📡)（王千源(➡) 饰）手持(🏾)神(shén )秘宝(🎻)(bǎo )器“忘(wàng )忧”路过村子。据说“忘忧(yōu )”可以洗(😲)去(qù )人的(📲)记忆，控制(👐)人格。从此(🕙)(cǐ )裕旺村(🤖)变成了健(🤥)忘(wàng )村。荒(🏦)诞爆笑，阴(📲)谋不断，其(🤩)乐融融的(de )世(🎡)外(wài )桃源(💝)背后隐藏(🔸)着一(yī )场(🏖)血(xuè )雨腥(📜)风。

人(rén )據(🍄)說一生最(😭)(zuì )多有十(🤸)萬條(tiáo )頭(🌨)髮(fà )，每一條頭髮質感(gǎn )長度(dù(🤜) )有異，但都(🈹)(dōu )承載著(💡)煩惱的回(🥧)憶。「時光(🎴)理髮」剪(⛑)掉的不只(🏚)(zhī )是頭(tóu )髮，還(hái )有街(jiē )坊不快的記憶。行(🧤)將式(shì )微(🚮)的舊式廣(🐮)(guǎng )東理髮(🤑)店店(diàn )主(⏱)海泉叔指(🌍)(zhǐ )望兒(é(🎴)r )子長發繼(🏧)承衣缽，不(🏡)過(guò )兒子卻(🚷)更想(xiǎng )當(👭)文青，希(xī(🎣) )望透過文(👴)字(zì )和音(📠)(yīn )樂改變(😬)世界。一次(🍗)(cì )意外(wà(🥑)i )，長發被迫(⚪)(pò )代父親落場(chǎng )當師傅，透(tòu )過(🕋)理(lǐ )髮為(🚐)街坊排憂(㊗)解難(nán )，更(🎻)(gèng )與離家(😞)出走(zǒu )少(🥤)女相遇相(📻)知，重新反(fǎn )思自己的前路。傳統理(lǐ )髮店(🌾)(diàn )交織舊(🏴)區鄰(lín )里(💖)人情，《點五(🏕)步》男(nán )角(👒)岑珈其化(💣)身理髮店(🕛)傳(chuán )人，演(😙)出清(qīng )新(🧣)自(zì )然。

Stephen Sondheim’s legendary musical is staged for the first time at the National Theatre and broadcast live to cinemas.

一(〰)位亿万富(⛄)翁探(tàn )险(🛵)家将一艘(🥓)(sōu )单人潜(🦎)水艇(tǐng )带(🏅)到海洋深(🥢)(shēn )处的(de )“午(📔)夜”地带，寻(🐄)(xún )找难(nán )以捉摸的巨(jù )型鱿鱼(🍘)，但(dàn )发现(🚰)了一个(gè(👯) )更小(xiǎo )更(🏃)致命的掠(🕸)食者。

Jerusha Kali, on the eve of University graduation and her 21st birthday - has her genetic mutation kick in; this enables her to emit an abnormal electromagnetic field; stemming from her pineal gland, which is extremely powerful. She is able to manipulate space and time, and travel inter-dimensionally. She is the last surviving Witch. All of her ancestors have been successfully eradicated by an elite Secret Society which controls much of the various institutions of the world. This Secret Society is evil, ancient and has technological innovation on their side. She incorporates Allies of various relict secret societies; mostly of Nordic and Indigenous origins and inevitably has to do battle with the formidable foes before the eve of her 21st Birthday - which is the Full Moon - where her powers will fully culminate. It is prophesized that she is the one to lead the global revolution to return planet earth to homeostasis.