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A collection of horror stories involving cannibals, zombies “and other funny creatures”.

师(shī(🏥) )兄李昆在(zài )京剧(🥖)演出(🤸)中(zhōng )打起了广告(gào )。师(🍉)弟侯广(guǎng )智觉(🦒)得李(lǐ )昆侮辱了(🏈)戏(xì(🧥) )台，两人话(huà )不投(♋)机分(⛽)道扬镳。五(wǔ )年后李昆(🙃)靠(kào )演孙(🙂)大圣(🤗)走(zǒu )穴发家。侯广(📃)智则(🌿)成(chéng )了剧团的孙(🤙)(sūn )大(✊)圣专业户(hù )。 李(🎄)昆联(liá(🎶)n )系到一笔(👲)生(shē(🚖)ng )意但却需要(yào )侯(🌩)广智(💓)的帮(bāng )助。侯广(guǎng )智答(🔲)应李昆(kūn )来见(💸)客户—马老板。马(🏺)老板(🎚)最近(jìn )迷上了一(😬)个(gè(♉) )网红，并准(zhǔn )备为她排(💐)(pái )一部《真假(jiǎ(🍶) )美猴王三打(dǎ )白(🆕)骨精(🍤)》。因为这违(wéi )反了(🗑)京剧(🧡)传(chuán )统，侯广智(zhì )愤然(🦀)拒绝。李昆(🏊)偷了(🚖)(le )祖师爷的戏(xì )服(🚫)签了(🐪)合同(tóng )，愤怒的侯(🚴)广智(🦈)与李(lǐ )昆再次(📶)决裂(liè(📍) )。但当侯广(🚻)(guǎng )智(⚾)看到徒(tú )弟们竭(🤶)力招(✖)(zhāo )揽顾客时他(tā )终于(🚬)同意演(yǎn )出。 试(😊)演(yǎn )当天侯广智(🗯)(zhì )潇(😔)洒上台，李昆内心(😇)对京(🤽)剧的热(rè )忱被侯广智(💬)(zhì )唤醒，他配(pè(🍼)i )合着侯广(guǎng )智说(📄)出了(⛱)原(yuán )汁原味的戏(🤡)(xì )词(✒)。两人合(hé )演了一版(bǎ(🤸)n )传统的《真(🖕)(zhēn )假(🎰)美猴王》，这一刻所(🥠)有人(🐕)都感(gǎn )受到了京(🎀)剧(jù(🏋) )的魅力。

银(yín )行(🍠)经理雅各布(弗兰(🚠)克(kè(🚤) )·格里罗饰(shì ))的(🔜)同事(👑)被暴(bào )徒夺去生(shēng )命(🏡)，而他将(jiāng )和警(🌴)察(布鲁(lǔ )斯·威(⬅)利斯(✨)(sī )饰)联手制(zhì )服(🎋)凶手(🤷)。

《上海月亮》根据井上厦(👢)的同名原(🏎)(yuán )作(😎)改编而成(chéng )的舞(📎)台剧(🚉)，由栗山民(mín )也执(🐟)导，野(🔼)(yě )村万斋、广(guǎng )末凉(🚼)子主演(yǎ(👡)n )，鷲尾(🏦)真(zhēn )知子、土屋(🚭)(wū )佑(🌒)壱、山崎(qí )一和辻万(〽)长共同出演(yǎ(⚡)n )于2018年3月推出(chū )。

Small time criminal Jimmy from Malmö(🍂), dreams of making it big. All he has to do is to pull off the drug deal of his lifetime with the infamous crime boss Dragan. Things don't go as planned, and suddenly Jimmy becomes a wanted man on the run from the police. He turns to the girl he loves Josephine, and during a few unforgettable summer nights their passion stirs a storm of emotions. Jimmy has to put everything on the line to fulfill his dream, but his past comes back to haunt him. The two lovers have to make a decision that will change their lives forever.

When a Foster Home is stricken by tragedy the few remaining children make a pact to always keep in touch.