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An homage to European exploitation of the 60s and 70s. A man searches for his missing girlfriend, who has been abducted by a clan of vampires, led by an insane Nazi doctor. He must now battle this horde of bloodsuckers in order to retrieve the soul of the woman he loves, and save his own from eternal damnation.

TudorFilms presents an action packed gore fest, following regular guy Ed (Marcus Carroll) who awakes one morning to find that his Nan (grandmother) has become one of the living dead. Trapped in his home, Ed struggles to handle the situation. With help from his friends, Ed tries to survive the day, but as his Nan becomes stronger, Ed is battling to keep his house zombie free, stay alive and save the day.

深夜在(🛐)某(🐗)修车(chē )行(💨)里，被拖欠了大半年工资(🧐)(zī )的(de )马(🦀)答(⬛)向老板萧(💇)狐狸讨薪,不料(liào )神秘歹(😘)徒黑刁(👢)闯(🌄)入修车行，似乎要与他们接头销赃(⏲)。这(🆓)(zhè )让(🤒)(rà(🐣)ng )二人不明所以。其实车上还(hái )有一(🏇)名(😤)不省(🆔)人(🚩)事的壮汉王灞(bà )，后备箱里还捆着(🤮)一(🧕)位作为(🎍)(wé(✌)i )人(rén )质的美女娜沐薇(🌘)。深夜的修(🙋)(xiū(🛵) )车行里(🎒)，这(🦇)一群各具特色的(de )人物发生了奇(🕚)妙(💄)的命运纠(🧣)葛(gě )……

稍峪乡稍峪村(🧚)党支部(👞)书(🐐)(shū )记(jì )兼(🐱)村委会主任石大刚提议(🚂)，根据该(👕)村(🦓)实际情况，成立鑫(xīn )旺农业合作社(🖥)。在(🚝)外地(👡)搞(😓)实(shí )体(tǐ )的共产党员张兴旺闻讯(⏸)后(🆙)赶(gǎ(⏬)n )回(🤨)村里，愿意投资鑫旺农业(yè )合作社(🏇)。由(📿)党支部(🤘)提(🔤)议，两(liǎng )委(wěi )会商议，党(🕴)员大会审(📊)议(🍾)，群(qún )众(🏁)代(🤨)表大会决议，制定了稍(shāo )峪村成(😐)立(🍎)鑫旺农业(🌫)合作社，发展绿色无公害(⏸)高效设(🏹)施(✝)农(nóng )业(yè(⛴) )产业和乡村旅游项目总(🌟)体思(sī(🦅) )路(🥊)的宏伟规划。两委会的提(tí )议，得到(🌘)了(🔪)广大(🐂)村(🛹)民的赞同(tóng )拥(yōng )护。村里百分之九(💛)十(🧗)的村(🚭)民(🧙)(mín )与张兴旺签了合同。但是，要想将(📧)土(🌑)地联成(😓)规(🎠)模化半夏(xià )基(jī )地，正(🏯)处规划中(🎡)心(🎁)地带丁家(🌝)(jiā )的八亩地必须签约，而丁家(jiā(🚹) )当(📡)家人丁传(⭐)根和张兴旺一家(jiā )关系(🌈)错综复(👴)杂(🌷)，祖上有恩怨(yuàn )，牵扯到清朝年间两(🙉)家大人(😇)一(➖)(yī )起抗捐一起逃亡一个被抓一(yī(🏂) )个(😃)失踪(🤦)的(👏)无头案。父辈有交(jiāo )情(qíng )，丁犟人和(🆑)张(🔥)家老爹(🧔)老村长(zhǎng )张忠厚是儿时一起学艺(🤟)的(🛢)师(shī )兄(⬅)弟(🌰)，丁传根的儿子丁小虎(hǔ )是(shì )一(✨)名(🕺)共产党员(💸)，担任村支委(wěi )，因受祖辈传教，对(🍿)张(🔌)兴旺(wàng )投(🗿)资承包鑫旺农业合作社(🐷)，表示坚(🎎)决(🎴)反对。正值党中央(yāng )在(zài )全体党员(🤭)中开展(🏐)“两(🙉)学一做(zuò )”教育活动。通过对丁小虎(🐡)(hǔ(❇) )的耐(🚻)心(🤶)说服，丁小虎偷着签(qiān )了(le )土地流转(🌫)合(🛐)同。丁犟(📤)人丁传(chuán )根闻讯后把小虎越俎代(🗽)庖(🍾)签(qiān )下(💨)的(⤵)合同撕得粉碎，还提到(dào )了两家(😠)避(🈴)讳不轻易(✋)揭破的祖上(shàng )恩怨，放下了绝不(🦓)可(🎫)能有半(bà(🍴)n )点商量余地的狠话。在县(🔜)档(dàng )案(🧖)局(📮)工作的丁犟人丁传根的(de )孙(sūn )儿丁(🛣)罗林，通(😹)过(🥖)查阅存档资(zī )料，还原了俩家祖上(🦔)真(⛵)正的(🔀)(de )历(❣)史。丁犟人和张忠厚师兄(xiōng )弟(dì )变(🤐)成(💓)结拜兄(🏆)弟，张兴旺在众(zhòng )人笑声中拿出了(❤)贴(🏙)身带着(👳)的(🐔)(de )空白合同。

Three burglars will soon realise they are not alone in a manor house when they discover a doll mysteriously appearing.

讲述了足疗按摩(mó )师(🥃)吴(🏮)小毛和来(🔨)自未来的美女娜(nà )美之间的爱(💔)恨(🐼)情仇。吴小(🏭)毛(máo )是一个没有什么才(🚷)华但又(⏺)有(🗑)(yǒu )不切实际的大梦想的穷屌丝(sī(🖋) )。他好高(🆕)骛(😐)远，不能脚踏实地(dì )的奋斗拼搏。在(㊙)遇(😤)到来(🙃)自(🌽)未(wèi )来的美女娜美后，他意外的(de )获(🕸)(huò(🌤) )得了超(📑)能(✂)力以及娜美的爱情(qíng )。而他们的(🤡)爱(🦈)情却遭(♓)到(🛩)来自(zì )55年后娜美的阻挠，因为在(⬆)吴(🙃)(wú )小毛获(🧒)得超能力后，他开始为(wéi )所欲为(Ⓜ)，不(🔠)仅给他们(🔞)的家庭(tíng )也给社会造成(🎢)了巨大(📎)的(🚘)灾难(nán )。最终平凡的吴小毛和娜美(🏒)(měi )幸(xì(🗓)ng )福(🤫)的走完了一生。

一位亿万(wàn )富翁探(😴)险(😳)家将(📅)一(⛅)艘单人潜水(shuǐ )艇带到海洋深处的(🛁)“午(🐡)夜”地(dì(♒) )带(🥗)，寻找难以捉摸的巨型鱿(yóu )鱼，但(🏠)发(💈)现了一(🤳)个(⛹)更小更致(zhì )命的掠食者。

Laura and Ryan are perfect for each other: they both love Meryl Streep, have been totally destroyed by previous relationships, and they have no idea what they are supposed to do tonight. They also both know that they'll have to pretend to be completely different to how they've ever been previously, in the hope of getting it right this time. How bad can a second date really go and what is there to lose? Ryan and Laura are about to find out.