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曾在(🧚)(zài )釜山酒吧(ba )打(🥅)工的郑(🥅)(zhèng )经理，通(tōng )过(🎴)偶然(rán )的机会(🔮)偷(tōu )了混混的钱包之(🚴)后(🌪)成功逃(táo )逸，逃(🌖)到(dào )首(🐲)尔地(dì )下单间(⛑)的郑经理等(dě(🚣)ng )待着7年(🤷)的(de )公诉时(shí )效(🎴)期满，在房间寸(💣)(cù(🌬)n )步不离(🏘)，开始了(le )彻底的(📅)隐(yǐn )遁生活，但(🍁)是在公(😈)诉时效(xiào )期满(🛸)一周(zhōu )前，郑经(✊)(jīng )理偶(🔎)然跟邻家的(de )小(📝)女(🛍)孩恩(ēn )美碰面(🔢)，

王小丁(🌠)(dīng )（贾景晖(huī(🤕) ) 饰）是替(tì )某(📊)网站工(👩)(gōng )作的摄(shè )影(💽)记者。生活里，王(🥀)小丁总(zǒng )是一副(fù )吊(🏽)儿(🕘)郎当(dāng )的样子(😸)，没有任(🎩)何一件事(shì )情(🔞)能够让(ràng )他上(😵)心(xīn )，无(💋)论是对待工作(🤤)(zuò )还是人际(jì(🥢) )关(🌨)系，王小(⏸)丁都是无所谓(💱)(wèi )的态度，整天(😂)浑(hún )浑(🚬)噩噩的(de )混日子(🧜)。王小丁的现状(🤴)连(lián )神仙都看(kàn )不下(🍴)去(🧛)了(le )，于是派出了(🦑)缞(shuāi )神(🚍)（赵骏(jun4 ) 饰）来(🥏)到(dào )他的身(shē(🏑)n )边，希望(🍦)(wàng )能够帮助(zhù(🌱) )他重新找(zhǎo )回(🧜)生命(mìng )的意义。可是很(🐟)快(🏗)(kuài )缞神便发(fā(🎡) )现，王(wá(🍃)ng )小丁的无(wú )赖(📛)远远超过了他(🙈)的预期(🦂)，他竟然对(duì )他(⛏)毫无(wú )办法。

TudorFilms presents an action packed gore fest, following regular guy Ed (Marcus Carroll) who awakes one morning to find that his Nan (grandmother) has become one of the living dead. Trapped in his home, Ed struggles to handle the situation. With help from his friends, Ed tries to survive the day, but as his Nan becomes stronger, Ed is battling to keep his house zombie free, stay alive and save the day.

Four childhood friends, all married with no passion left, get together in a high school reunion dinner. Between laughs and drinks, they all agree that they love their wives but no longer desire them. Together they hatch an illogical project: a secret club for men who want to cheat, so that they themselves can regain lust for their wives.

唐(👽)明(➰)，就像(xià(🕋)ng )很多屌丝(sī )故(🕸)事里(lǐ )的男主(🎭)角一样(🌄)，从(cóng )小到大遇(🎑)到的异(yì )性都(🐮)是女(nǚ )神级的，在经历(🏬)了(🔌)一堆奇(qí )怪的(🔂)事情(qí(🏄)ng )后，唐明(míng )把人(🎚)生的不幸归(guī(💫) )结于自(🔂)己(jǐ )从小到大(🐛)(dà )发着的(de )相同(🍊)的(🐞)梦(mèng )，一次解(jiě )梦的(💑)经(🔬)历(lì )中，卷(juàn )入(🕝)了一场(😎)(chǎng )警匪追逐事(🍫)业，负责这次(cì(🛀) ) 逮捕案(🐤)的(de )是女主(zhǔ )角(👧)白古清，为了彻(🛌)(chè(🚦) )查本案(🛰)潜(qián )伏在牛(niú(👸) )氏集团的目标(🐣)嫌疑(yí(❄) )人，失业已久的(😉)(de )唐明前往牛市(⏪)集团(tuán )工作，公交车站(🛸)(zhà(🔴)n )偶遇女神(shén )白(⬅)古清，却(🐆)遭小人整蛊给(🗄)(gěi )女神留下(xià(♊) )坏印象(🎨)，人生的拐角点(⬛)，喜剧的相(xiàng )遇(🚷)却(🥇)触发(fā )了悲惨(cǎn )的前(🌶)尘往(wǎng )事：唐(😙)明(míng )是(🏨)唐三藏(cáng )的转(📰)世(shì )，白骨精(jī(✅)ng )正是白(🍯)古清的前生，两(❓)人(rén )的关系因(yī(☝)n )堕落凡(🍰)(fán )间的唐三藏(📋)而更加(jiā )亲密(🏬)，前(qián )世(🐎)种下(xià )的缘分(🍋)在两人之间(jiā(🌑)n )悄然开花。为对(duì )抗牛(🚶)总(🔻)的邪恶势力(lì(⛱) )，唐明和(🐩)唐三藏(cáng )师徒(🐅)开始(shǐ )策划周(🚉)密(mì )的(🔱)营救工作，最(zuì(🔇) )后，究竟(jìng )是邪(📕)不(⛵)能(néng )胜正？

王小丁（(💁)贾景晖 饰(shì )）(🐓)是替某(❓)(mǒu )网站工(gōng )作(📆)的摄影(yǐng )记者(😝)。生(shēng )活(🧥)里，王(wáng )小丁总(🧕)(zǒng )是一副吊(diào )儿(🙍)郎当的(🆕)样子，没有任何(🎉)(hé )一件事情(qí(⏸)ng )能够让(😯)(ràng )他上心，无论(💮)是对(duì )待工作(🕣)还(hái )是人际(jì )关系，王(🔟)小(🛴)丁都是(shì )无所(🌐)谓的态(🌴)度，整天浑浑噩(⚫)噩的混(hún )日子(🏛)。王小丁(🖇)的(de )现状连神(shé(🔒)n )仙都看不(bú )下(🚯)去(🛐)了，于是派(pài )出了缞神(🦆)(shén )（赵骏 饰(shì(⛷) )）来到(🙇)他的身边(biān )，希(🕠)望能(néng )够帮助(🚆)他(tā )重(🙌)新找(zhǎo )回生命(📯)的(de )意义。可(kě )是很(🏀)快缞(shuā(😌)i )神便发(fā )现，王(🏣)小(xiǎo )丁的无赖(🎦)远远超(🗳)过了他的(de )预期(🏽)，他(tā )竟然对(duì(🛂) )他毫无办法。

明朝(cháo )嘉(㊙)靖(✖)年间(jiān )，倭患(huà(🐘)n )不止。朝(🗡)廷惊闻有(yǒu )民(🚃)间组织和朝廷(🥫)(tíng )官员(🌍)里通倭寇，渔(yú(💕) )利国家，于是责(🌲)(zé(💼) )令六扇门(mén )负责侦查(🛀)(chá )并找出官员(🏑)通倭(wō(🌴) )证据。六(liù )扇门(🚭)小捕(bǔ )快陆小(👳)虾临危(🍇)受(shòu )命，同时(shí(💠) )被六扇门(mén )总捕(🕝)头(tóu )于(🚭)初心派(pài )人追(🏓)杀，危难之际(jì(😒) )被“山(shā(✋)n )河兵团”的七爷(🐀)所救并带回兵(❣)团之(zhī )中。

A formal Naval officer is forced into piloting a Narco submarine for a Mexican drug cartel looking to move a big load of cocaine.

保罗(luó )载着(👠)无(🐞)(wú )忧无虑身患(🚯)绝症的(⏬)(de )兄弟艾略(luè )特(🚢)，踏(tà )上了去往(😃)加州猛(🚉)犸(mǎ ) 山的告别(🦆)之旅。而艾略特(⚓)计(🚳)划着在(zài )猛犸山按照(💣)“尊(zūn )严死亡法(🥐)(fǎ )案” 来(🔔)结(jié )束自己的(☕)生命。保罗不仅(🥅)(jǐn )承受(🍞)着极(jí )大的悲(📓)痛，还要(yào )承担起(🧒)家(jiā ) 庭(🛳)的责任(rèn )。