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出(chū )租(🌭)车司机栗花的丈(⛩)夫因车(chē )祸(huò )去(🍔)世。栗花与儿子张(💁)明明(míng )的(de )关系紧(📴)张，为得到儿子的(Ⓜ)承(chéng )认(rèn )，她决定(🧣)做儿子崇拜的英(🌉)(yīng )雄(🚾)(xióng )。她化身出(💕)租女(🆕)侠惩恶扬(yáng )善(shà(🥚)n )，无意中招惹了贩(😨)卖人体器(qì )官(guā(💴)n )的组织。栗花最终(🖊)打败邪(xié )恶(è )组(🔝)织，成(😎)为儿子敬爱(🌱)的母(🐓)(mǔ )亲(qīn )。

青年(🏓)画家(🎂)岸春自小在(🕉)内蒙(⏸)(méng )古(gǔ )长大，当地(🧙)的风土人情造(zà(🤦)o )就(jiù )了他的艺术(🌫)才华。然而在(zài )他(🚜)(tā )的内心一直有(🗾)着一块难以(yǐ )抚(⏲)(fǔ )平的伤痕，过早(⤵)缺失的母爱(ài )让(💪)(ràng )这(🕴)位人前光鲜(🛰)的艺(🤯)术家在(zài )情(qíng )感(💦)里陷入迷失，常以(🍁)酒精(jīng )为(wéi )伴麻(🦗)醉自我。当受一位(🚩)蒙古(gǔ )老(lǎo )人所(🍵)托，为(🐯)他英年早逝(🔒)的(de )母(🕝)(mǔ )亲画一幅(👛)肖像(🤓)，这个母亲(qīn )的(de )肖(🤮)像却怎么都画不(🏼)出神。对(duì )于(yú )母(➗)爱缺少感触与理(🛋)解，成(chéng )了(le )他无法(🐋)落笔的难题。心烦(😥)(fán )意(yì )乱之时，岸(👀)春遇到了单身(shē(🚓)n )妈(mā )妈如西，如西(✔)和儿(🌿)子的温情(qí(🔡)ng )不(bú(🏗) )仅让他感受到母(🎸)爱的温暖(nuǎn )也(yě(🅰) )让他找寻到了爱(🛤)情的味道(dào )。但是(🏂)，母亲到底为什么(📽)会从(🙎)(cóng )小(xiǎo )抛弃(👌)自己(🥔)，在日日夜夜(🐔)的(de )叩(🧥)(kòu )问中，也在如西(🔥)的介入下(xià )，似乎(🌰)有了意想不到的(👴)答案，岸(àn )春也踏(😏)上寻母之路。母亲(🍚)(qīn )的(de )肖像到底能(🥊)否兑现给蒙古(gǔ(🧥) )老(lǎo )人的期盼？(🕞)岁月里母爱的(de )真(🌱)(zhēn )相(💩)会怎样揭开(🔼)？原(♎)来，岸春(chūn )的(de )母亲(🕖)一直以一个特殊(🎆)的身(shēn )份(fèn )出现(🀄)在他的生活里！面(🗺)对(duì )时(shí )间、面(🕴)对生(😽)命的脆弱多(🚝)变，只(🏌)(zhī )想向岁月(😰)祈求(🚆)，时光你慢(màn )些(xiē(👔) )走，让儿子还能记(💨)下母亲(qīn )的(de )容颜(🍥)......

深夜在某修车行(🎧)里，被(bèi )拖(tuō )欠了(🍁)大半年工资的马(🐅)答向(xiàng )老(lǎo )板萧(👌)狐狸讨薪,不料神(🎲)秘歹(dǎi )徒(tú )黑刁(🅿)闯入(🕥)修车行，似乎(🐄)要(yà(🐏)o )与(yǔ )他们接头销(🆙)赃。这让二人不(bú(🍍) )明(míng )所以。其实车(🗻)上还有一名(míng )不(🦌)(bú )省人事的壮汉(🛀)王灞(🛷)，后备(bèi )箱(xiā(🐞)ng )里还(🐑)捆着一位作(🍺)为人(📘)质的美(měi )女(nǚ )娜(🍶)沐薇。深夜的修车(📲)行里(lǐ )，这一群各(📨)具特色的人物发(🐋)(fā )生(shēng )了奇妙的(🐑)命运纠葛……

和(🐒)女(nǚ )友(yǒu )分手后(🍝)，一位布鲁克林的(🙈)(de )音(yīn )乐家回到了(🔒)她住(🖍)在中西部(bù(🙉) )的(de )妈(💯)妈处。她一边在家(📘)乡游(yóu )玩(wán )，一边(♈)在一个老朋友的(🦑)酒吧(ba )演(yǎn )奏赚点(😻)小钱，一段意料之(🕤)(zhī )外(🌰)(wài )的关系开(🥉)始发(😜)生。

影片讲(jiǎ(🐇)ng )述(shù(😨) )新晋导演贺龙兵(🕥)回忆起那段(duàn )同(🗝)(tóng )哭同笑同青春(🏘)的高中岁月(yuè )。贺(🍓)龙兵与欧宝、宋(🏙)思明三(sān )人(rén )是(🍘)极好的高中同学(⏭)，虽然家(jiā )境(jìng )相(🛩)差悬殊，但并不妨(🈸)碍他(❤)(tā )们(men )的友谊(🏫)，三人(🆗)平时在班上(shàng )调(🤪)(diào )皮捣蛋，但也都(🍔)只是小打(dǎ )小(xiǎ(🎲)o )闹！直到后来贺龙(🥥)兵偷车被(bèi )小(xiǎ(🕡)o )混混(🍱)围堵，几人打(🆘)群架(🛥)又(yòu )被(bèi )宋(👹)思明(🍰)当副局长爸爸看(🌍)见(jiàn )，便立刻要求(👪)学校开除贺龙兵(🏏)(bīng )与欧宝，欧宝一(🐍)人担下责任(rèn )，被(📮)学校勒令退学混(👉)迹社会(huì )。宋思明(👑)妹妹因为告白贺(🛬)龙兵(bīng )被拒绝，间(🧒)接导(🔑)致堕落转学(⛳)(xué )；(🚳)而后又因为陈佳(⌚)佳，宋思(sī )明(míng )与(🕐)贺龙兵关系彻底(🌺)破裂。 最(zuì )后贺龙(🗝)兵考上大学，在欧(➕)宝(bǎ(😪)o )的(de )帮助以及(👜)哥哥(🎛)的鼓励之下(📗)(xià )，终(🎡)于走上不同的人(🌳)生轨迹(jì )。如今他(🚉)重回故乡，埋藏十(💰)五(wǔ )年的心结终(💊)于解开，兄弟欧(ō(😎)u )宝(bǎo )的去世却成(🍴)为永远的伤痛(tò(🚂)ng )！

Bloody drama follows the story of a pool party involving five former college sororiety sisters attempting one last weekend blowout. While trying hard to grab onto their fun youth filled past they are faced with what is their troubled divisive present. As they water down their issues with booze and drugs unbeknownst to them an evil lurks around them with murderous convictions. How much carnage will not only their personal resentments cause but will this insidious create? Bloody Drama is a throwback to the great horror films of our past, Halloween, Friday the 13th, and Nightmare on elm street.@

When a photographer encounters the practice of Vodou cartography while on assignment he becomes enchanted with the visceral artwork and ceremony witnessed. But the experience embeds itself in his psyche and his interest in vodou becomes more than an inspiration, more than a passion, more than an addiction. Through his own artwork, he creates his own destiny, a path to demonization. A complete transformation occurs physically, mentally and artistically and results in the conjuring of entities never imagined, exploring the world between the darkness and blackness.

Office misfit Darlene Henderson, AKA "Kitty", takes her cat obsession to perverted and supernatural places, dragging her hapless co-workers John and Janine down dark and feral alleyways of murder and lust.

钱麟遂父亲心愿(🐒)，带上(🥏)门客(kè )亦卿(⛽)和小(🏼)厮春子，来到(🚟)七灵(🆘)(líng )峰(fēng )找辛于学(😝)习剑法。亦卿与(yǔ(🚳) )辛(xīn )于因为投缘(🤷)结为知音，岁(suì )月(🔫)(yuè )静好。子夜来到(🈂)辛庄(👴)要挑战(zhàn )辛(🚳)(xīn )于(⛪)，被辛于重伤(📔)，钱麟(♓)却(què )对(duì )子夜一(⛷)见如故，教他辛于(🎏)(yú )的(de )剑法。亦卿看(🕔)出子夜身上戾(lì(🈲) )气，劝阻钱麟，钱麟(🍌)毫不在(zài )意(yì )。子(🍉)夜却在剑术精进(🖇)后杀(shā )了(le )钱麟的(🎽)师父(🧜)辛于，两人积(💹)怨(yuà(➖)n )。辛于死后，子夜在(🥦)江湖声(shēng )名(míng )鹊(🐕)起，并暗中送银子(🤜)给钱(qián )麟(lín )。子夜(🧔)与钱麟相遇，两人(🤙)(rén )间(jiān )隙更甚，亦(📺)卿见(😿)钱麟对自己(🐋)(jǐ )疏(🚼)(shū )离，也伤怀(➰)离开(📨)钱府……