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Nine no-budget horror/comedy shorts that explore themes of murder, death, revenge, self-mutilation, stalking, clones, hell, and weird squid babies.

On a remote island off the west coast of Scotland in 1846 a heavy storm hits, causing a ship to sink. Three survivors row through a thick early morning mist, lost and disorientated. The mist begins to clear and The Isle appears before them. They soon discover that it is almost abandoned except for four sole residents: an old harbour man, a farmer, his niece and a young mad woman. Once rested and recovered the sailors are desperate to leave and return to the mainland, but the promised boat never appears. One of them starts to investigate and learns of a tragedy at sea that occurred five years previously causing several young men from the island to perish. When his two shipmates meet with accidents, the myth of a ghostly siren haunting the island leads him to uncover the truth whilst he battles to save his own life.

90后单身(⬇)(shēn )多金(💢)男宋子明有一(yī )身非凡(fán )的武(🛩)功，却是(😑)一枚(mé(🗝)i )现实生(㊙)活中如(😞)假包换(⛸)的娘(niá(🏎)ng )炮(pào )。为(🧖)和(hé )朋(🚾)友们打赌，宋(sòng )子(zǐ )明隐(🔅)瞒(mán )自(🍨)己多金(🍁)且(qiě )会武功(gōng )的秘密(mì )，应聘到健身馆追(zhuī )求心仪(yí )女教练黄飞并有幸(xì(🏂)ng )成为其(🐜)(qí )特别(🤙)助理。宋(⛵)子明(mí(🎱)ng )和(hé )伙(🧠)伴小胖(❤)接受黄(🈳)飞和同(🔧)(tóng )事(shì(❎) )陈艳几(🚤)(jǐ )近残(🍤)酷的训(🚃)练，糗(qiǔ(🍰) )事不断(duàn )，笑料连连……为(wéi )黄(💫)飞受(shò(🙈)u )伤住院(☔)，与小伙(🍈)伴(bàn )们(🙈)一起(qǐ(👔) )解救被(🛀)拐儿童(✉)，打(dǎ )败(🎗)黑龙平息健身馆老板方(⛔)(fāng )成(ché(🌹)ng )的江湖(💅)(hú )恩怨，宋子明勇(yǒng )敢(gǎn )机智的(de )表现赢得了(le )黄飞的(de )好感。青春激荡，活力四(sì(🛏) )射，宋(sò(🧀)ng )子明收(🛺)获了爱(🌠)情，与小(🛳)伙(huǒ )伴(🏙)们一起(😶)实现了(🎈)创(chuàng )业(🚖)(yè )梦想(🏷)，功夫娘(🛁)炮最终(🆖)一(yī )炮(👠)(pào )打响(😬)。

前滑雪俱乐部种子(zǐ )选手，现任(🧖)雪场无(🧢)照小商(💇)(shāng )贩的(🍅)女(nǚ )孩(🔒)雅琪捡(⬜)到了一(📕)个(gè )来(📲)自异(yì(❗) )世界自称滑雪冠军(jun1 )的英(🏸)俊青年(🔏)穆勒。雅琪为(wéi )了(le )骗穆勒(lè )的装备和技术去(qù )参(cān )加比赛(sài )拿奖金，谎称帮夺(duó )冠(🗝)就可(kě(🚮) )以解除(💖)他身上(🍺)的“诅咒(🐜)”送他回(👓)家。于是(🚶)在(zài )雅(🔚)琪“身经(🔙)百战”的(📧)五菱(lí(🈁)ng )宏(hóng )光(🙂)里开(kā(💯)i )始了他(🚚)们边卖货(huò )挣(zhèng )钱边训(xùn )练的(🛶)艰苦同(🍀)居生活(🕜)(huó )。

A Paranormal night investigated and documented by Carl Medland on a remote farm and country house. What Carl captures is unsettling and truly terrifying.

梅姨(👜)(yí )是一(🐈)个生活(👯)在社会(😵)(huì )最底(👖)层(céng )的(🔻)人，为了生计，为了抚(fǔ )养(⏺)儿子毅(😰)天一直做(zuò )按摩女。漫长的岁月被毒(dú )贩(fàn )引诱染(rǎn )上了毒瘾。孟豹(bào )是(shì )毅天的(🤬)(de )同学，整(🔉)天游手(🔋)好(hǎo )闲(✍)，欺(qī )负(😱)同学并(😈)收取同(🎇)学(xué )的(🚐)保护(hù(🦇) )费。小江(📗)是毅天(🧡)的(de )同学(🌵)也(yě )是(🤔)从小一起长大的(de )好(hǎo )兄弟，由于不肯给(🥢)交保(bǎ(㊙)o )护(hù )费(🏝)被孟(mè(🔑)ng )豹欺负(🥇)。闻讯赶(🔊)来(lái )的(🤕)毅天(tiā(💤)n )为了救小江把老妈(mā )刚给的(de )两(🙊)百块钱(💭)给了孟豹(bào )，孟豹(bào )收了钱却又侮辱了(le )毅天母亲，毅天气不过把(bǎ )孟(mèng )豹一顿(dùn )臭(🦀)打。毒枭(🚹)老黑(hē(🔤)i )正(zhèng )好(🈺)路过(guò(🐷) )，救下了(💊)孟豹。毅(🛳)(yì )天孟(🔚)豹(bào )从(🅿)此结下(🦊)梁子。孟(💹)(mèng )豹跟(🌅)了(le )毒枭(😈)老黑后，一直(zhí )给瘾君(jun1 )子送货，其中就有(🏳)(yǒu )毅(yì(🎊) )天的母(🗿)(mǔ )亲梅(🚹)姨。故事(♑)究(jiū )竟(♉)(jìng )会向(🏉)什(shí )么(🥠)方向发展？让我(wǒ )们拭目(mù )以(⛺)待。

影片(🔮)讲述了(le )两个小(xiǎo )人物二宝和三宝，因偶然(rán )参演了一部抗日神(shén )剧，从陕西农村一(📣)路追到(🕦)(dào )广(guǎ(🎟)ng )州寻找(🎅)(zhǎo )剧组(🦓)而发生(🥑)的令人(🔜)(rén )捧腹(🎼)又(yòu )笑(🚷)中带泪(😟)的故事(🏊)。