首页 / 黄志明

Clusterf*ck is the sexy, funny, heartfelt and always entertaining story of a group of friends in their mid-twenties who drink too much, make mistakes, hurt each other, hurt themselves and live to learn from it all. A coming of age into adulthood web series in a time where it's normal to stay a kid well into your "grown up" years.

On the highways of Mississippi, a psychotic priest and his brother are on a crusade to absolve sinners with their own brand of murder.

故事讲述16岁(suì )的巴基斯坦族(zú )少女(玛丽亚·莫(⚓)兹(zī )达(🏓)(dá )饰)一(🏬)家住在(🥑)奥斯陆(🧔)(lù )，然而(👲)家人却(🤙)(què )遵守(🖨)着(zhe )严格(🎾)的巴基(🚴)(jī )斯坦传统，当她和白(bá(🔟)i )人男友(😍)的暧昧(🕋)(mèi )关系(🙏)(xì )被(bè(🔨)i )传统的(🈺)父亲(qī(🕕)n )发现后(⏸)，父亲立(🌜)马将(jiāng )她送往巴基斯坦的(de )亲(qīn )戚家接受教(jiāo )育。

隔壁住的三(🎉)个(gè )半(🈁)(bàn )熟女(📷)似乎偷(🍕)偷的在(➡)(zài )各(gè(🤳) )自房间做着(zhe )不可告人的囧事，而(ér )这些是石头没日没(💞)(méi )夜偷(📯)窥得出(🦐)(chū )的(de )结(🛂)论。深知(♍)一人技(🎳)(jì )薄(bá(💉)o )的石头(📘)为了满(🔏)足好(hǎo )奇，挖掘更多(duō )半熟女(nǚ(🏓) )们的私(♓)生活(huó(🐫) )，拉拢室(🏐)友钱芳(🛎)和柳(liǔ(😬) )木加入(🅱)，三个(gè(🏂) )冲动(dò(📶)ng )期(qī )的屌丝男面(miàn )对隔壁的长腿姐姐、知性御姐和甜美萝(🤦)(luó )莉(lì(👿) )，引发出(🤘)了(le )一连(👨)串让人(🐔)脸红的(♊)(de )尴(gān )尬囧事。

某外国城(chéng )市(shì )，来自韩国(guó )的女演员英(🏒)熙，正(zhè(😤)ng )因(yīn )为(🐠)和国内(🛋)一个已(🆎)婚(hūn )男(🐥)子的恋(🉐)情(qíng )而(👡)(ér )备受(📿)压力，她放弃(qì )了(le )一切，甘受千夫(🚨)所(suǒ )指(🕧)以此表(💝)明心(xī(🔚)n )迹。他(tā(🚢) )说会去(📕)找他(tā(🌥) )，但她并(👀)不相信(🌘)。在(zài )熟识的朋友家(jiā )吃过(guò )饭(fàn )，她去了海(hǎi )边。她认为朋友(🔗)不会(huì(🏻) )理解这(💞)段感情(📒)，但(dàn )还(🕧)(hái )是问(👀)道：“他会像我思念他一(yī )样(yàng )思念我吗”

Separated from his family and caught in a cycle of gambling and debt, Jim has less than a day to repay a violent loan shark. His day is turned upside down when he must look after his young. Jim's relationship with his son is tested as his plans to pay back the loan fail. When his last desperate effort to repay the debt puts his son's life at risk, he must make a choice between his past and a second chance at life.

一场矛(máo )盾(🐁)(dùn )重重(🌤)的斗羊(❎)(yáng )大赛(🍡)，一次心(🐒)机四(sì(⛅) )伏(fú )的(🔜)厨艺比(🕝)拼，到底(🏋)(dǐ )由谁来决定(dìng )黑(hēi )山羊的命(🥢)运？

奧(🥎)馬(mǎ )爾(🕝)(ěr )在倫(⛎)敦過着(🧝)富裕生(🌫)(shēng )活，還(💻)有一年(〰)(nián )就大(📋)學(xué )畢業，一 切(qiē )看似安好。然後忽然(rán )一天感召來了(le )，他(tā )無(🌇)(wú )法再(🎞)忍受波(👾)(bō )斯尼(🐱)亞大批(🦇)穆斯林(🥇)被(bèi )虐殺的報道和影像(xiàng )，要做點什麼(me )改變世界。真人(🏌)真(zhēn )事(🥊)(shì )改編(🤩)，呈現恐(😔)怖份(fè(😇)n )子(zǐ )的(🤙)成魔歷(🏻)程(chéng )；(👹)不從英(🆘)美主流角(jiǎo )度(dù )去看，也不全循(🅿)伊(yī )斯(📒)蘭觀點(🗺)，究(jiū )竟(👶)可以折(🎲)射出一(🖥)幅(fú )怎(🚩)(zěn )樣的(💳)圖像？(🥟)觀眾跟(gēn )隨攝影機見證(zhèng )奧馬爾(ěr )在巴基斯坦(tǎn )山區受訓(🌬)，在新德(🎿)里(lǐ )綁(🍨)架視為(🤑)沉默(mò(🙊) )同謀(mó(🌕)u )的(de )歐美遊客，策劃謀殺《華爾街日(rì )報》記者，以致最(zuì )後(😑)(hòu )就擒(🥅)。的確(què(🏐) )，人在做(👕)天在看(🦊)，問(wèn )題(♎)是哪一(🔍)個天在(🌇)看(kàn )。

青(👑)龙集团董(dǒng )事长过世后，给青(qī(🔤)ng )龙(lóng )集(🐲)团太子(🐷)爷留下(🛠)了(le )镇帮(♒)之宝：(📨)一(yī )支(🤥)可以号(🍹)令整个(📓)青(qīng )龙(lóng )集团所有人的大哥(gē )大手提电话。一日，太子爷独自(🤤)(zì )去按(🔽)摩院按(⏬)摩，青龙(🥠)(lóng )公司(🥡)一群起(🤽)了(le )异心(xīn )的(de )小人得到消(xiāo )息后，来到按摩院准(zhǔn )备劫(😊)持太子(📫)爷，夺(duó(📷) )走(zǒu )可(⛴)以号令(🤪)青(qīng )龙(🍃)公司上(🎫)下的大(🎛)哥(gē )大(🌥)(dà )，欲控制整个青龙(lóng )集(jí )团。哪(👖)知阴(yī(🦀)n )差阳错(🚉)将身怀(🍞)太极(jí(☔) )推(tuī )拿(🎯)绝技、(🛢)胸有大(🏃)志(zhì )，却(🚞)因低微(wēi )的(de )工作被周遭人嫌弃(qì )的(de )按摩师阿宝当成了(le )太子(💰)爷并将(🥉)其(qí )绑(🗒)架。阿宝(⛩)乘乱逃(😦)(táo )出后，去找女朋友阿(ā )朵，不料阿朵(duǒ )父亲(qīn )因(yīn )欠人钱，被(📔)(bèi )白虎(🎖)帮挟持(🆑)，阿宝答(🌻)(dá )应三(🕰)天内替(🈺)阿朵救(🎊)(jiù )出(chū(🗾) )父亲。阿(🏤)宝(bǎo )、阿朵以及真正的(de )太(tài )子(⏯)爷策划(🥃)了一场(🦐)一(yī )箭(✏)(jiàn )双雕(📃)的好戏(😀)(xì )，却上(📙)演了一(🕝)场又(yò(🗡)u )一(yī )场啼笑皆非的“闹(nào )剧”，一边(biān )是(shì )青龙集团错认阿宝(bǎ(💗)o )为(wéi )太(🐩)子爷，一(🚸)边是阿(🧓)(ā )宝错(🚢)认为这是(shì )未来老(lǎo )丈人的考题(tí )，将青龙集团上下骗(piàn )得(⬇)团团转(🐯)。阿(ā )宝(🐛)和(hé )阿(🕣)(ā )朵从(🆎)合作布(🛣)(bù )局，到(🎲)产生误(🐣)会，到(dà(🍃)o )合力救出阿朵的父(fù )亲(qīn )，磨难(👻)重重(chó(🐯)ng )，考验不(🏒)断。剧情(💹)跌(diē )宕(⚾)起伏、(🚠)搞笑逗(😢)逼(bī )，按(🐃)摩师阿(🔄)宝(bǎo )更是成为了承载底(dǐ )层(céng )小人物英雄情怀以(yǐ )及忠贞(🎡)爱情的(🧜)(de )一代了(👑)不起的(🏩)“按(àn )摩(🍲)(mó )侠”！